Facebook is now rivaling Christmas and weddings as the source of most tension...– Emily Yoffe, aka Ask Prudence
We must either love each other, or we must die
From a jewelry insurance policy: Perils Excluded “We” do not pay for a loss if one or more of the following excluded perils apply to the loss, regardless of other causes or events that contribute to or aggravate the loss, whether such causes or events act to produce the loss before, at the same time as or after the excluded peril. …. d. The discharge of a nuclear weapon even if it is...
Floozies forever →
No Marriage in Heaven Grandma: I can’t wait to see your grandpa again in heaven someday. Me: You know grandma, according to the Bible, there is no marriage in heaven. Grandma: What, so everybody’s a floozy? Even better! [from Postcards from Yo Momma]
But the white people have to use the porta-potties
“I’m not a racist. I just don’t believe in mixing the races that way,” Bardwell told the Associated Press on Thursday. “I have piles and piles of black friends. They come to my home, I marry them, they use my bathroom. I treat them just like everyone else.” …He came to the conclusion that most of black society does not readily accept offspring of such...
And here I thought your theme was the Cheesecake...
“Our theme is ‘marriage’ and what personalizes our wedding is that we’re getting married at it.” Quote from an Indie Bride thread about embracing the wedding mill.
Cold comfort Costco
“I will say in his defense however that I bought his jarred pasta sauces at the wholesale club and they were really good.” [a Gawker commenter on a post about Todd English, the well-known restaurateur, leaving his bride at the altar. A wedding, incidentally, estimated to cost $150,000, by the catty, though often accurate, New York Post.]