“My mom took forever to get me the date because she insisted on this one fortune teller who at first ‘had no calendar’ for the year, then he went to HK on a trip! … In my opinion, if you cannot predict what’s going to happen in the coming year without a damn calendar, what use are you?”

(from a post entitled “SO frustrated and in need of help…or therapy” about picking auspicious dates on The Knot’s Chinese wedding voards. The fact that they have a Chinese Wedding Board is the biggest proof of marketing genius since DeBeers decided to sell diamond rings.)