While reading bridal forums, I have been doing double-takes when I see questions on the boards that say things like “Where did you get your STD?” “How much did your STDs cost?” “Do I need an STD?”

Brides, in their wedding bubble, mean Save-the-Dates. To the rest of the world, well, this is not the first thing STD stands for.

Related: Savage Love cheerfully re-names “cheap street prostitutes” with the term “conveniently located and economically priced sex workers.”