“I would like to remind the ladies that, while a woman looks at a man from the head down, a man looks at a woman from her feet up. If she doesn’t have decent legs and buttocks and good breasts, the rest of her doesn’t have much of a chance.”

(from a comment on a New York Times article about YouTube favorite Lauren Luke, who teaches women, including brides, how to apply their own makeup.)

PS I can’t believe this commenter used the word “buttocks.” Maybe he felt his comment was less likely to be censored with his high-falutin’ use of “buttocks” and “breasts.”