This agnostic Indiebride received a book entitled When Sinners Say I Do. Stumped about what to write for a thank-you note, she started a thread soliciting advice. While someone else suggest that she self-publish a book entitled When Douchebags Give Wedding Gifts  and give it to the giver, I had to laugh out loud at another poster who shared this anecdote:

“My Grandma, for example, who sent me a pamphlet with flames on the cover titled ‘HELL…Suppose it’s True After All’ after I told her I read and enjoyed a book about Buddhism.”

By the way, this reminds me of a funny Postcard from Yo Momma, where a poster’s mother, who was in the middle of a divorce received a Christian DVD about saving her marriage. The gift giver, a great-aunt sent the mother the DVD, or as the mom says:

“She said “Even though I am a Christian, I’m not trying to convert you. I accept that you are not a Christian, but I hope you’ll find this helpful.”

I’m gonna write her back- “Even though I am a sinner, I’m not trying to convert you. I accept that you’re not a sinner, but I hope you’ll find this helpful.”

The note will be attached to a vibrator.”